Never reveal your aesthetic


once someone knows your aesthetic they can kill you at any time 


On numerous occasions, Prince has refused Yankovic permission to record parodies of his songs. Yankovic has stated in interviews that he has “approached him every few years [to] see if he’s lightened up.”[75] Yankovic related one story where, before the American Music Awards where he and Prince were assigned to sit in the same row, he got a telegram from Prince’s lawyers, demanding he not make eye contact with the artist.[60]


ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.


Guess what everybody’s going as this Halloween.


It’s so wild that pee won’t freeze. It’s just too hot. You can try it for yourself if you want. Pee in a bag and put it in the freezer. It’ll never freeze. Your roommate will ask you what it is and you’ll say, “It’s my pee. I peed in a bag and put it next to our food.” 

Are you homophobic?





No not at all. I’m don’t ‘support’ the lifestyle, but I don’t hate them, or discriminate against them. Jesus still loves them, so I do too.

the christian way to say you’re homophobic.

^ The accuracy. 

If you’re a bigot, just admit it. You just sound like an even bigger asshole trying to make yourself feel good about your hate. I’m so fucking sick of people who say things like “I don’t hate gays, god does [and because I follow this book blindly, I do too].” Or “I’m not gay [because it’s really important that you don’t think I’m gay, gross], but I support gay marriage.”

Go away. Far, far, far away. Forever.