i would get out of bed for you
puppies are touchable happiness
CATS FORGETTING TO PUT THEIR TONGUES AWAY MAKES ME SO FUCKIN HAPPY. YOUR TONGUE IS NOT IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA. ITS JUST HANGIN THERE, NOT BEING IN YOURM OUTH. YOU FORGOT ABOUT IT. YOU ARE A CAT
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
but does it count as murder if you say sorry
Try and solve this riddle: a 40 year old woman wears pigtail braids and choker necklaces. How embarrassed are her children when she picks them up from school?
bunny friends looking at the sky together
Pewds asking the real questions.
smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken
what the fuck do fish do for fun